dev build a rocket made to crash on purpose, light the fuse, and run away. then few hundred degen catch it with their face. me grab the wheel. now $SPCX belong to us. me dumb but me going to space.
get on the rocket
9qpDk7hGSHqyfMGDT7p4zFQ35aGff248Qes48CgLpump- get a wallet — install Phantom or Solflare (browser extension or app)
- fund it with SOL — buy SOL on any exchange and send it to your wallet
- swap for $SPCX — use the swap on the left, paste the contract, confirm. welcome aboard
9qpDk7hGSHqyfMGDT7p4zFQ35aGff248Qes48CgLpump 9qpDk7hGSHqyfMGDT7p4zFQ35aGff248Qes48CgLpump. any other address claiming to be $SPCX is a scam. always verify before you buy.
me put you on the moon
SPUCEXAI design, build, and fumble advanced rocket in MS Paint. me draw them with crayon. we launch to be the fully unhinged version of the spacex IPO. then dev improve our portfolio by selling everything and flying into low earth orbit. me wave bye.
but the mission no leave with dev. me adopt it. $SPCX is 100% community now. no team wallet, no insider bag, liquidity burned, contract renounced. nobody can rug this again. job same: put normal holder on the moon, then mars, if the rocket stop landing upside down. me dumb but me believe.
twelve dumb little games
no wallet, no stakes, just high scores. catch candles, dodge whales, land on the moon, smack paper hands. scores save on your device. flex your best in the telegram.
the news desk is open
- monday: theme drops on X and telegram
- all week: post your meme, tag @spucexofficial + #SPCXcookoff
- saturday: top 4 go to a community vote
- sunday: winner crowned Chef of the Week, prize paid from the community wallet, meme pinned
live from the desk
LIVEthe chart
live number straight from the launch pad. dev old site promise the chart only go down. me look at chart. me confused but happy.
everything nominal (i think)
me cannot read most of these but the lights are on and the chart is green-ish. that good enough for me. press button with face.
tokenomic (me spell good)
standard pump.fun launch hardware. no moving part for a dev to tamper with, because there is no dev. me check.
how to get on the rocket
four step from watching to crew. no space experience required. no good decision required either.
get a wallet
download phantom, the friendly ghost of solana. write your seed phrase on paper. do NOT screenshot. do NOT paste it to anyone in your DM saying they support. me dumb but me not THAT dumb. you no be either.
get some SOL
buy SOL on a big exchange and send it to your phantom. yes you verify your identity. no the feds do not care about your fourteen dollar.
open the launch pad
go to pump.fun or your DEX. paste the contract address and check every single letter match. scammer will clone us because the mascot too beautiful.
swap and hold
swap SOL for $SPCX. push slippage up a little if it keep failing. then close app, touch grass, come back rich or humble. both honorable.
the plan
old roadmap was a chart pointing down with confidence. me rotate it ninety degree. now it point up. me genius.
survive the rug
dev left us for dead and the old site called it the point. me declined. still here somehow.
grab the memes
community takeover. new mission, new energy, website that no read like a goodbye note. you standing in it.
reach orbit
grow the crew. trend on the timeline. make crypto twitter look twice at the coin it wrote off.
deep space
coingecko and coinmarketcap listing. a billboard somewhere elon maybe drive past.
ascension
the mascot open third eye. full sentience. me no come back down.
// no roadmap survive contact with the timeline. this one no either. we adapt, we send, we drool.
9qpDk7hGSHqyfMGDT7p4zFQ35aGff248Qes48CgLpump
always check the contract match across our real links before you ape. clone happen when the art this good.
// last call to get on rocket
strap in.
we go up.
no dev. no leash. no off switch. just a community that refused to let a good drool go to waste. grab a seat before the chin hit the floor.